- I only know how to breathe out through my butt 
- Wait so like they took less than 1.5 liters in their ass and didn’t have to breathe for an hour? - “Why doesn’t Sam have a scuba tank?”. - They just topped up their ass - No, for not needing to breathe the fluid needs to oxygenated, so there’s probably some circulation of the fluid needed for that, and an oxygen tank. Also, breathing isn’t exactly a voluntary reflex. - I know years ago they did some kind of test to show that people can still breathe the fluid we breathe when in the womb. Figured I’d spell it wrong haha - I believe there was a documentary about it called “The Abyss”, you should check it out. 
 
 
 
- The team recruited 27 healthy adult men in Japan, each of whom received a dose of non-oxygenated perfluorodecalin via the anus. They were asked to retain the liquid for a full hour as the dosage slowly increased from 25 to 1,500 mL. Twenty of the men successfully completed the experiment. - Last sentence had me laughing and thinking “only in Japan”. - It’s a fluid inserted rectally? - Wonder if it could be used for freediving 
 
- please Science… don’t let this headline go the way of most cancer breakthroughs. 
- Sir, I believe you’re blowing hot air up my ass. - The doctor holding a set of bellows: “Yes.” - I just feel bad for the rural clinics who can’t afford bellows. That job must stink 
 
 
- Hell yeah 
- Ah yes, the Traf maneuver. The name comes from the fact that it’s a backwards fart! f(ಠ‿↼)z 
- Oh, myyyyy 



