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minus-squareJeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 days agoLiterally, scurvy can kill you
minus-squareLag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoJust get a monthly suppliment bag of Doritos VitaPowder™ it has everything you need.
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoBut does it have electrolytes??
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoYes, a significant percentage of Doritos is electrolytes Unfortunately, it’s more common to have too many electrolytes rather than too few
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWhy, because y’all are scared I’ll get electrical powers?
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 days agoYeah, but you don’t necessarily need to eat fruit to prevent scurvy. I don’t eat any fruit at all (like absolutely zero), and I’m still alive
Literally, scurvy can kill you
Just get a monthly suppliment bag of Doritos VitaPowder™ it has everything you need.
But does it have electrolytes??
Yes, a significant percentage of Doritos is electrolytes
Unfortunately, it’s more common to have too many electrolytes rather than too few
Why, because y’all are scared I’ll get electrical powers?
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Yeah, but you don’t necessarily need to eat fruit to prevent scurvy.
I don’t eat any fruit at all (like absolutely zero), and I’m still alive