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minus-squarenocturne@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoLet the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can’t be found
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoEvery sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood!
minus-squareSabinStargem@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 days agoI've got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That's what the showman said
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood!
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That's what the showman said