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minus-squareXerxos@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down5·2 days agoPerhaps Superman has cheat days? You know, to stay sane? Police Chief: “So we release these people and you hunt them for sports?” Superman: “Pretty much, yeah. It’s my cheat day!” Police Chief: “But with your super speed and x-ray vision they really have no chance!” Superman: “Do the animals have a chance when you hunt them? It’s just for fun!” Police Chief: “But why Republican politicians?” Superman: “Even on my cheat day, I still like to do good.”
Perhaps Superman has cheat days? You know, to stay sane?
Police Chief: “So we release these people and you hunt them for sports?”
Superman: “Pretty much, yeah. It’s my cheat day!”
Police Chief: “But with your super speed and x-ray vision they really have no chance!”
Superman: “Do the animals have a chance when you hunt them? It’s just for fun!”
Police Chief: “But why Republican politicians?”
Superman: “Even on my cheat day, I still like to do good.”