I’m carving this into the pyramids where it doesn’t belong, to throw archeologists for a loop

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    Hieroglyphics, let me be specific: I wanna be down in your South Seas
    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft Advisory”
    So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
    Please turn me on, I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
    So show me yours, I’ll show you mine, “Tool Time,” you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
    And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”