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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoRitualized Turkey Murder
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 hours agoNote: Turkey is optional. Mostly because nobody ever does it well. It is always dry and tasteless. We’re doing home made pizzas. It gets everyone involved in the cooking process, is fun, and requires little skill so everyone can get involved. Best part: nobody spends all day slaving away in the kitchen not enjoying the holiday.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·46 minutes agoAs a vegan, I hate Thanksgiving. Hate any holiday that requires sitting and eating for more than half an hour, to be honest. Couldn’t there be a holiday where family gathers around the generational foosball table or the antique Wii? Eating is boring.
Ritualized Turkey Murder
Note: Turkey is optional. Mostly because nobody ever does it well. It is always dry and tasteless.
We’re doing home made pizzas.
It gets everyone involved in the cooking process, is fun, and requires little skill so everyone can get involved.
Best part: nobody spends all day slaving away in the kitchen not enjoying the holiday.
Vegans have Thanksgiving.
As a vegan, I hate Thanksgiving. Hate any holiday that requires sitting and eating for more than half an hour, to be honest.
Couldn’t there be a holiday where family gathers around the generational foosball table or the antique Wii? Eating is boring.