• arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    he drinks two drinks in the morning he drinks two drinks at night he drinks two drinks in the afternoon it makes him feel alt-right

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      He drinks two drinks in times of peace, and two in time of war. He drinks two drinks before he drinks two drinks, and then he drinks two more.

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      He needs drink in the morning,
      He needs drink in the evening,
      Every day of the we-ee-eek give him liquor
      He don’t care if it’s rainin’, don’t care if it’s snowin’
      Long as there’s a bottle standin’ there showin’
      Oh he needs drink always, can’t go a single day
      If he ain’t riding high, then honey, he just can’t stay,
      He needs drink always, from the sunset to the dawn
      If you ain’t got a big ole’ flask, boy, just move along