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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • gndagreborn@lemmy.world
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    But what exactly are apples?

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      Um… berries? *laughs nervously in botanical confusion*

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        Did Driscoll’s simply buy out the FDA?

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        Nope, they’re ‘accessory fruit’, like strawberries.

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          When, though? Are they coconspirator fruits or accessory after the fact fruits?

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            Deffo coconspirators. They smuggle multiple seeds, using a pseudocarp to disguise them as a tasty snack, to ensure a wider propaganda propagation network.

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              Pseudocarp is a hilarious word, though 😄

              The idea of a fruit concealing its seeds in a counterfeit fish really tickles my funny bone 😁

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                Oh boy, wait until you hear about how some nuts grow from a peduncle.

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      YES!

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      But… What are frogs?

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