ooo, a double ultra. i’m not crazy enough for those, the only marathon i ever ran was in high school when i was doing tens and fifteens as daily workouts and i was extremely mad over a breakup so i just decided to run around the entire town, refilling my water bottle at gas stations as i went. It took half the day (i didn’t time) and when i checked the map it was a little over 27. now my older brother, he runs ultras barefoot. he’s a looney.
There aren’t really “proper races” in the first place.
The only proper races are the 24 hours of le mans and the man tt, the rest are mental illnesses
excuse me 5 miles is a proper race because i had my best mile time on it somehow and it totally wasn’t a stopwatch malfunction
Pikes peak speed climb should make the list. Always entertaining to watch someone roll their car down the mountain.
I’d add the Barkley marathon to that list.
The Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Marathon?
This one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley_Marathons
It’s just a few more miles.
ooo, a double ultra. i’m not crazy enough for those, the only marathon i ever ran was in high school when i was doing tens and fifteens as daily workouts and i was extremely mad over a breakup so i just decided to run around the entire town, refilling my water bottle at gas stations as i went. It took half the day (i didn’t time) and when i checked the map it was a little over 27. now my older brother, he runs ultras barefoot. he’s a looney.
It’s better than calling them “breeds”.
Actually, I’m on board with that, but only to mock
racistsbreedists.“I’m like, very light vanilla chocolate flavoured, but that nazi over there is plain, except when he’s engaged. Then he’s strawberry milkshake.”
‘Pure-breed’ is just another term for inbreeding.
And their brains are likely purée bread. Not like they’d understand the joke though.