Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

Sahwa@reddthat.com · 1 day ago

Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 14 hours ago

We must defend the empty properties!

Also, we must solve the housing crisis by building more houses!

Madison420@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

It’s gonna be really funny when dude gets charged with menacing and extortion.

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

This might also count under assault, depending on state laws. Someone turns up at my door with a fucking sword, a gun, and a belt full of chemical weapons, I’m definitely going to feel like he’s there to harm me, whether or not he says he is.

ronl2k@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

TBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don’t even know if he’ll be the aggressor.

Bakkoda@lemmy.zip · 14 hours ago

He’s gonna meet a former mall ninja/disciple of the sword fedora wearing meth head and he gonna die.

Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

Bay Area homeowners hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out