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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 days agoWho cares, lie. Tell them your grandma has diarrhea, tell them you had a baby and it already has jury duty. They know the score
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day ago“My baby has jury duty.” Sweet! I’m off the hook.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoI’m drinking with my grandma’s baby, who has diarrhea.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI’m drinking my grandma’s baby’s diarrhea.
minus-squareRekorse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoA good manager wouldn’t ask for an excuse.
Who cares, lie. Tell them your grandma has diarrhea, tell them you had a baby and it already has jury duty. They know the score
“My baby has jury duty.”
Sweet! I’m off the hook.
I’m drinking with my grandma’s baby, who has diarrhea.
I’m drinking my grandma’s baby’s diarrhea.
A good manager wouldn’t ask for an excuse.