Donald Trump has said it would be “an honor” take Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize if she offered it to him, as he prepares to meet the exiled politician next week.

Machado has been in hiding due to persistent threats on her life, emerging only briefly in Oslo after a three-day mission in which she was smuggled out of the country with the help of the U.S. military for the Nobel ceremony.

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    • Wins the prize.
    • Sees tRump whining about not winning it for being the worst thing since Hitlers.
    • Offers tRump the peace prize medal to remove Maduro.
    • tRump does the removal.
    • Visits later on and returns home with a new Nobel medal.

    I swear, if I’m right I will shit my pants live on social media…