at this point, when I hear about some prominent figure dying in some tragic accident, the first thing I do is try to find out who they vote for.

for example, that recent helicopter crash on the day of that dude’s wedding with his three nieces in the vehicle. that’s fucking tragic. no other way about it.

and my first thought is “I bet there’s a better chance than not that this guy votes republican, I should check that before I feel bad for him”