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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 days agoThe kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.
minus-squareadminofoz@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoWord on the street is that serving spoons were invented for this exact purpose.
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoWrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoEasily solved by inviting better guests.
The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.
Word on the street is that serving spoons were invented for this exact purpose.
Wrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
Easily solved by inviting better guests.