A new poll suggests almost a third of Canadians say the United States might attempt "direct action" to take control of Canada, with a fifth of Americans agreeing.
There’s a reason they keep hiring tv presenters from central canada. Neutral sounding accent. All we have to do is make a few vowels more nasal and avoid talking about chesterfield fuckers.
At the northern border is a nation of people that look and sound just like them, it would be a nightmare of gorilla warfare
You think we sound like Americans eh? I’m not so sure aboot that
There’s a reason they keep hiring tv presenters from central canada. Neutral sounding accent. All we have to do is make a few vowels more nasal and avoid talking about chesterfield fuckers.
Not just that, most of the northern population would help them
If the bombs go off near the wrong zoo, it’ll be pandamonium…
Alright I know im a hairy dude, but I am not a gorilla!