• Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    20 hours ago

    Fuck I knew that might happen. Let’s cut the workforce by 50% to make our Q2 numbers look stellar. Don’t worry, we’ll hire a bunch of college grads as contractors, and pay them peanuts, since money doesn’t exist yet. Since they are not actually employees, we don’t have to provide any benefits!