Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have

  • OshagHennessey@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Insta = Instagram

    THOT = That Ho Over There

    Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It’s usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings.

    Pension = An older type of retirement account

    So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy’s fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on.

    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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        3 hours ago

        Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person’s wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you’re rich. But there’s no set rules about what the terms can be.

        I’m assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce.

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            34 minutes ago

            Oh he must’ve known she wouldn’t stay for long. It’s all in him lol

            Why get married then is beyond me. He’s got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that.