One particularly brutal review came from Nick Hilton, film critic for the Independent, who said that the first lady came off in the film as “a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness” who leads a “vulgar, gilded lifestyle.”
Hilton added that the film is so terrible that it fails even at being effective propaganda and is likely to be remembered as “a striking artifact… of a time when Americans willingly subordinated themselves to a political and economic oligopoly.”
I think we can officially conclude 2026 is The Year Of The Scowling Void Of Pure Nothingness
The funniest thing about this is she isn’t even hot. She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere.
I wouldnt insult soccer moms like that, but I see what u saying.
It’s not an insult. I didn’t say soccer moms are all-encompassingly unattractive, just that she ain’t anything special. She’s a “super model” who looks like every lady in front of me at the super market.
She “was” a supermodel. Now she’s just a woman who gets cheated on, publicly, by her husband.
“They” “made” her a “super model”.
Way worse. Those vapid all american soccer moms have that MILF next door vibe, Melania just looks like an Eastern European prostitute possessed by a lizard.
More like every self employed sex therapist hanging around hotel bars.