• LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    I can see it now, Coalie enters the scene:

    “Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle”

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.

      “Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough

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        2 days ago

        Thousands of cigarettes doesn’t seem that many. I’ve been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.

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          2 days ago

          Make him breath/smoke through a hole in his neck.

          They wouldn’t though, SP’s creators genuinely think there’s nothing wrong with the tobacco industry. A lot of episodes that seemed like they were satire were just their actual beliefs, presented in a silly way.