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    3 days ago

    🎵Bears don’t fall asleep all winter
    🎵That was just hyperbole
    🎶Told to us, when we were younger
    🎶A lie told universally
    🎵To an entire generation
    🎵For seamingly no reason why
    🎶It’s our turn for grand deception
    🎶Tell the youth the following lies:
    🎵Cocaine was invented by salmon
    🎵Frogs brain is the main ingredient in milk
    🎶And freight trains are powered by llamas
    🎶Iguanas wear camouflage pajamas
    🎵 underneath they all got regular skin
    Well, I bet you didn’t know that