I’ve seen headlines this week about Olympic skiers and the dangers of a bigger bulge/cup or something?

  • emirbutdumb@sh.itjust.works
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    24 hours ago

    they inject some shit to their penises so their penis can be bigger in full body scan. (they scan your body so they can make a suit for you.) after the chemicals lose their effect, suit will have some free space that increases aerodynamic of athlete

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      23 hours ago

      some free space that increases aerodynamic of athlete

      2-3 extra centimeters means double digit meters in jump distance…

      Like, it’s not like they need to double song size to see an advantage. So it’s probably not even all injects, even “pumping” would give a huge advantage.

      It specs to how the equipment they use is responsible for a lot of the performance. They should make them do it in blue jeans and hoodies, get some realistic distances

      Pre-emptive edit:

      Jincos = gold

      Just like God always meant it to be.