• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    16 hours ago

    The board elections and voting are run by lemurs using a series of colored balls that when thrown in a particular sequence indicate voting intentions and monetary policy support, board meetings must have at a minimum two presentations occuring simultaneously or they are immediately cancelled in favor of seeing who can jump over all the board room chairs in a makeshift hurdle sprint competition.

  • J92@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Yaaay. What a fun way to find out I probably definitely have a thing.

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      16 hours ago

      Dude, historically board of directors has been old white guys.

      Its a funny meme, not a political statement. Don’t get your panties in a twist.

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        1 hour ago

        as data points: the three boards i’ve held a directorship on were at least 75% white and I was in my 30s. I was easily the youngest person on each board by twenty years.

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        14 hours ago

        As long as I can consider mine a group of middle-aged black women, sure.

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      16 hours ago

      You can always count on Lemmy for it. As long as it’s the right ageism and racism, of course.