It’s like a badly written “young adult” book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.

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    26 days ago

    I’d do it for $500k.

    Enough money to fuck off and permanently retire in relative luxury in some 3rd world country. Never work another day in my life. Cut myself off from the news so I never have to see and hear this fucker ever again…

    Paid in advance, of course. Because I don’t trust this guy as far as I can throw him. And I can’t throw his fat ass very far.

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      26 days ago

      No, no, no, you have to STAY in this country. You have to be vested in this place.

      Now how much?

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        26 days ago

        Okay… $50 million, then.

        Enough to do pretty much the same thing, but in the US. Gonna build myself a nice, luxurious off-grid cabin way the fuck off in the middle of nowhere and have no traffic in or out except for deliveries of groceries and hookers.