I see nothing about a chunk of pure sodium…

Edit: DO NOT DO THIS. You’ll either not time it right, and have the toilet blow up on you, spraying you with ceramic shrapnel, or you will time it right, and blow an entire wall of toilets off the wall, destroying a fair amount of the school’s plumbing.

No, I didn’t do this. Some kid at my school did.

I can see everything on that list except… who the hell is eating crab and oysters on the shitter?