UPDATE
Amazingly, I managed to extricate myself without disturbing her. No atrocities have occurred this day.

Survived to feed them another day. Well done.
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, hooman.”
Good job. It is actually possible to do that with some practice.
So fluffy atrocities.
It looks like it was a deal… for today.
“Well, ok. Just come back with three bags of treats.”. 🤭
Calling in sick is not an atrocity.
I like the blanket
Just send your boss this pic, along with a message that says, “Sorry, gonna be late today.”
My cat demands cuddles as soon as I get out of the shower. The ritual has become wrapping up in a couple of towels, sitting on the tub deck, and him jumping in my lap purring as loud as physically possible. And he will not stop. I have to commit the atrocity every day of carrying him with my back to the bedroom and then setting him down so I can get dressed.
Outrageous! Jail for @[email protected], jail for one thousand years!





