• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      step 1: can’t find cat

      step 2: get up, find cat

      step 3: play with cat

      step 4: cat goes to sleep

      step 5: now i’m wired, i can’t sleep

      step 6: nyquil

    • Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu
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      12 hours ago

      Actually…

      1 the cat bring live mouse and forget about him/her

      2 the cat ask for food or general attention (at 3am)

      3 the cat wakes the dogs

      4 the dogs wake me

      5 I shout and send them all to sleep again

      6 the mouse pops up and wake me again

      7 I give up