My bad, I meant this year.

You can always have one. You just need to kidnap a head of the state in which there is one. You already did once, it can’t be that hard to do it a second time.

Hey, you don’t throw a 250th anniversary party every year. You have to make sure it’s a BIG one.

I was about to ask if those methods implied the kidnapping of the head of their state and then I realized it’s China.

Yeah, and Mango Hitler already said to Delcy Rodriguez that she will “do the right things” or she’ll end like Maduro or worse.

I’d say that’s pretty much governing a country, although not directly.

Important to note: fast food and sweets are NOT what make your gut bacteria happy even if you think you are happier by eating them.

Their army is been filled with yesmen at officer rank levels and up.

Their army also doesn’t give a fuck about law unless they can exploit it for their benefit.

They are also the biggest bully, they simply can do it.

Fuck no. I’m terrified.

In my life I had 3 near-death experiences. All three were close calls, with one being so so so damn close that I felt my body shutting down and it was the most dreading sensation ever.

If anything, those experiences led me to realize that I still have lots to do before even thinking I’m ready to go.

He said not long ago today that “something should be done with mexico” so…

Don’t hurry it guys, after all, it’s not as if the child rapist just kidnapped the head of another state, without congress authorisation, making a coup and establishing a new government there…

Please, don’t stress yourselves and take your time, we all know that working on saturdays can be quite a downer!

They don’t even need to be armed. A strike. A nation-wide strike. They only need to stop working for a couple of days and Trump’s head will be served by the same oligarchs that today are praising him.

But I guess that’s just too much… they might even lose their jobs, you know?

They (and the rest of the world thanks to them) are gonna have a few more nice years of this child rapist unless someone tries again and aims 5 cm to the right.

Don’t worry, I’ve heard that after this coup, the usonians are so angry that are going to protest… with very harsh words written in cardboards! That will surely teach the chlid rapist to not do what he just did

Well, it’s an order by the president, so it has to be legal… it is legal right? RIGHT?

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They’ve been bombed. Not just explosions, the child rapist asking for a nobel peace prize just bombed them. Nice way to start 2026… Here’s hoping Venezuela becomes the cunt’s Vietnam!

I’m just gonna believe you 100% without even looking for that. Yeah, I trust you that much.

Cheating online is gonna be extremely easy since you can just run a cheat program as legitimate software.

That could snowball into people not buying any big competitive game on ps5 anymore.

In simple: you can tell your ps5 that ANYTHING is legal and ok to be executed on it.

So 2026 will be the year of AI slop then.

It’s Australia, if they say they have an 8 legged venomous shark, I believe them.

I mean, they have an egg-laying mammal with beak and venomous spurs that uses electrolocation…