Assume a spherical cat

The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren’t paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

Having first aid training is good for any position. I mean, if two janitors apply, and they are about even, but one has first aid training, your hire that one right? It reduces expenses on your end to train people.

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An MRI of his heart showed that it was clogged with broccoli

I wish their dad Ron Paul would just give them the solid backhand they deserve

How much is that in dodge RAMs?

Imagine spending millions of dollars on an ad that costs your company millions more in lost sales

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Well I’m sold

Was it, though?

It’s so brave of you to come out, especially around these parts 🙏

Fucking Russians, man!

These baby giraffes, they die painlessly?

Oh yes, once the acid dissolves all their nerve endings, they stop feeling pain! Then they die!

Turkeggistan

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The stocks who’s value is based on the purchase of ram you just made using stocks as payment? Seems perfectly logical to me.

So is executing unarmed people in the street but that seems to be where the calvinball game is at.