No thanks

It is good to know the rules of engagement

I bought a whirling log, and they gave me a swastika!

Sluts

IKR, bud lite?

A vest full of semtex

Quiet quitting still has a place in the military.

I believe he might be doing a comedy

Why do companies refuse to tessellate their eggs?! You could have 3x rows of 3-4-3 for 10 eggs, 5-6-5 for 16 eggs or 7-8-7 for a 22-pack.

Lemmings. Prince of Persia. Doom. Tomb Raider 1. Gran Turismo.

I wasn’t interested in playing it, but now I’m gonna do this out of spite.

People used to post their phone number in newspaper personals so they could talk to someone. Now they’re probably live streaming on twitch

Only 50 fails until glory

Ok but how do you take it off him? I imagine the second it comes off, you see this screen :

Danger dome

Sewing fellas unite!

I usually make hats and tool wraps, but I mend dresses or alter clothes for friends too.

Absolute degeneracy, thank you.

For when he gets snacky

This is the America Harambe wanted for us

Forget expensive drones. Fill a giant trash bag with helium balloons and lots of loosely crumpled aluminium foil. Tie it to a spool of heavy duty fishing line. You now have a homemade barrage balloon with a radar signature the size of a battleship. Deploy these from the back of a moving van, driving upwind, for wide airspace denial.