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18 hours agoThree billboards outside Billings, Montanna, and Mecca Chameleon.
There’s a buncha little guys camouflaged on those billboards!
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36·18 hours agoThe guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he’s also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that’s the cashier and I’ve been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes
CloudFlare has entered the chat.
Not only do they change the UI and the menu hierarchy, but the menu item labels as well. Come back a year later to add a DNS records and you feel like Dumbledore in the mines of Moira, " I have no memory of this place…"
It’s like you’re pretending the word is so repugnant to you that you don’t want the full word dirtying up your comment history. It lies in the same vane as fake outrage and sarcasm.
Thank you for your service 🙏
That’s untrue and I have the foreskin to prove it!
See pic for proof
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JFC my guy why would you click that??
How many LemmyBucks for feet pics?
Asking for a friend.
I really don’t want to get my Lemmy account demonetized
I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*
22th of Junetober
Archangel Mick: “Sir! Sector scans show a woman plating up some braised goat hoof. Looks grody af!”
God: “Onscreen. Trace the sinner, get me an ID, bring the cholera laser online!”
Mick: “Wait, shes dropped off the radar, attempting to reaquire… Damn it, she’s gone dark!”
God, slamming fist on desk: “Oh for my sake, she’s deployed the napkin of stealth. These me-damned humans, always one step ahead! Oh well, abort the search and give a random baby bone cancer instead.”
This was the program pushed by the politician/lead singer of rock band Midnight Oil?
Turn the universe off and on again
4·2 days agoYou were just smaller then.
Quarantine by Greg Egan.
It’s a really tough read. Simultaneous quantum multiverse tough.
It represents the twists and turns each of us must face through our lives, our great unrealized potential, contained unspectacularly and placed at the periphery of society. Our yearning to be given an opportunity for great heroism that never arrives. Waiting for a purpose and meaning.
There was a day when you inserted a CD into your computer for the last time and you didn’t even realise. Sad when you think about it.
Sprinkled, damp, moist, wet, soaked, drenched, sodden, inundated
It also doesn’t strictly limited to food. You can be starved of oxygen. Why not water too?
The dirtiest