AgentOrangesicle

Can’t spend money on sinfrastructure.

Get ready for more train derailments!

Huh…

Maybe if we just don’t think about that, things will turn out perfectly fine.

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I was visiting from the states, but I was on my way to a Psychiatrist appointment to get an adderall prescription when I got hit. I just checked with her to see if I was concussed.

She said that I talked kinda funny, but it was just because I was an American.

Also, the safety glass lodged in my neck was just tiny shards and at superficial depths. The only real damage I took was a torn Dickies shirt, which is wild given the damage I did to the car. Does that mean I have an auto immune disorder?

I just straight up got hit crossing a crosswalk in Auckland, NZ. Did a full flip in the air, lost my glasses, and spider webbed most of the kid’s windshield with my head. I didn’t have to be angry. He took me back to his Mother’s to get me an ice pack, and she did all the work for me. I spent a few days picking shards of glass out of my neck, though.

Ironically, the previous week, another NZ kid rear-ended the car I had bought two hours prior, totalling it. That was the end of my car travel in New Zealand.

Technically slander, and no sane person would hear that case.

My God, not a single negative review at the time of writing this. Perhaps we should rethink office politics combatative hierarchical structures.

Nah, I think we’re included by virtue of overlapping Venn diagrams.

Good luck managing us.

Just don’t cast shit on a man that’s had enough of it from his work or society. Sometimes we just want to feel human.

Give me $5K and a case of beer and I’ll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.

You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.

$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.

Yo, you looking to recruit? I’m unabashedly brazen with sharing my search history.

Furries have to get to space somehow.