Hi Bob

Batcat

That’s offensive… I’m calling the police

I peeed my pants

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Lol

Word up, buttercup

I am a vegetarian, Sir.

I quit eating meat eight years ago and I’ve never looked back.

It just solves all the problems

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Well, it was fun while it lasted…

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… yes.

I wanna fight somebody… and they better be British

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Son of a bitch

The computer experience used to happen at home at a desktop. It wasn’t something you could carry around in your pocket

We would meet up on aim and then do our best to meet up in real life.

We had MapQuest when we need to get somewhere. But we had to print that stuff out, and it wasn’t always Fail safe.

It’s 1984 and no one cares

My grandmother used to say when your palm itches it means someone’s going to give you money