Indeed, Putin is quite selflessly thinking of the Ukrainian people. That’s why he keeps killing them and destroying their heat and energy infrastructure in winter.

Did the free solo guy carry a TV back down?

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

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What’s the problem, you got exactly what you ordered!

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing.

Making everything taste like chocolate cake for a week would be a great way to make sure you never want to eat chocolate cake again.

Prompted, not perused

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

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After the Earth is engulfed by the sun: well, no point doing it now, lucky I didn’t waste my time on it.

A little unambitious for the omnipotent creator of the universe I would say. I’d have at least gone for a four day week if I were God, maybe even said something against slavery if I was feeling especially benevolent.

God could only manage one day a week, unions got two.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

I’d recommend Into the Night if you’re interested in a show exploring the reverse concept. No idea about the scientific possibility though.

Thank God you commented or I would have thought this was real.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

A journalist who had a stroke and got locked in syndrome wrote a memoir about his life before and after. He had to dictate it by blinking his left eye. This is the film adaptation of the memoir.

Sounds like a you problem, leave the rest of us the fuck alone please.