Falls are the leading cause of injury-related death among adults ages 65 and older, and the fall death rate is increasing. [CDC]
I see a few options open to us when we reach 65:
I was wondering why the forecast said 2% chance of milk.
The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected…
The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous… Shit.
Something tells me he was not the captain. But I’ll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.
If that’s the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?
Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.
She looks delicious.