Excerpt from “Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers”: For anyone living on Earth the result would be mindfizzlingly spectacular. One hundred and twenty-eight stars would appear to go supernova simultaneously, burning with such ferocity they would be visible even in daylight.

And the hundred and twenty-eight supernovae would spell out a message.

And this would be the message:

‘COKE ADDS LIFE!’

I came here to make this comment and I’m even happier than someone did it before me.

Stairway to Heaven - Frank Zappa

The thing I really wish happened upon his death is the deconstructing his table shtick. Clearly a bastardization of what started the free speech movement at CalU Berkeley in the '60s. When the students set up off campus to talk about the discrimination happening with local business hiring practices, and the authorities, including the University, who’s property they weren’t on, tried to stop them.

Father Guido Sarducci I have two of his albums. I watched a lot of early SNL when I was a kid and discovered him.

Is the last image/name straight up from “Office Space” ?

I also immediately noticed it. I for one enjoy that whole album. I felt @-ed? Is that what the kids say?

Is this what happens when you listen to “We Didn’t Start The Fire” backwards?

The corn needs to be red.

We’re not going to talk about Judy!

Seventh Day Advent Hoppists…bunch of Smegheads if you ask me.

"Conglaturation ! ! ! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes !

Rabbit*

Alan Moore would like a word with you.

I say with all the underlying irony within, “Go off King!”

Where can I obtain such a marvel?

You mean, “Dances with Smurfs”?

These staggered announcements are 💯% for insider trading purposes.