This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

Christ. Sounds like you need to have less contact with your parents

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

We could call it Fedora!

Perhaps I’m just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it’s just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

“Wash my clothes”

“No…”

Is is like muting during a commercial break, or going out of the room to do something else. What happens in my home, is under my control. You want to stop me from doing that? Refuse to serve me content. I’m fine with that

“Each time”?

How many times does it happen!?

Another thing I managed to miss out on :(

I like that you didn’t lie

It is true, at least here in Norway: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_nye_tellemåten (“The new way of counting”).

Our parliament deceided in 1949 that 21 should not be pronounced as “one-and-twenty”, but as “twenty-one”. It was because new phone numbers got introduced, and the new way gave a lot less errors when spoken to the “sentralbordamer” (switch operator ladies).

Reminds me of how the government forced the tobacco companies to redesign snus containers to be as ugly as possible. Turned out designers loved them

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/ddB3zq/designekspertene-elsker-de-stygge-snusboksene-ser-ingenting-avskrekkende

1000/1000

My employer pays for it

Edit: I lied. My girlfriends employer also pays for it. We technically make money from it