Sounds great! Please take all of my savings, my kids’ college fund, and the money from mortgaging my house. I’m sure you’ll put it to good use and I’ll get any sort of return at all.

I never served, but worked at an Exchange on a Navy base. Freshly promoted Chief’s wives love to try to make us in the store call them by their husband’s rank or whatever other nonsense they thought they deserved, but guess what? I’m not in the chain of command at all and there’s nothing in the employee handbook that makes me abide by any of that.