If I could turn back time, I would find a way

That site is an SCP cognitohazard

I think “idk who that is” is a useful response, in the context of this specific question. The number of upvotes show roughly how many people don’t know who Jon is. Seems like a minority, but still valid

The blame for the Maine fell mostly on Spain.

The trick is being kind and attentive and listening to their needs. The funny comes from your understanding of them.