Graphene could sandbox the integrity check, just like they do with the Play Store.

This hits different for federal jobs.

Chicago police records shared with the Sun-Times show that a Border Patrol agent had called for assistance, reporting that roughly 30 agents had been “surrounded by a large crowd of people.” But police officials weren’t sent to help, the records show.

A police spokesperson said officers ultimately responded to a call of a person shot in the 3900 block of South Kedzie Avenue “to document the incident” and “maintain safety and traffic control for all living and working in the area.”

“We’re here so that you can protest,” Chicago Police Deputy Chief Gabriella Shemash told protesters.

Chicago PD is staying out of it, it would seem.

Set of cron jobs that check services, then send a Matrix message if there’s an issue.

For the cron jobs, I pipe stderr to another script that watches those and does the same.

If all fails, and internet is unavailable and the router crashes, a Pi will toggle a relay, cutting and resupplying power.

ComOP is joking about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin_(emulator)

I thought the same thing when I saw the comic.