We retreat into smug self satisfaction not because we’re happy with a situation, but because we feel powerless against it, and yet still need to feel as though we’ve conquered it. alternatively

Helping Seth Rogan craft a more obnoxious laugh

Lmao, that that was what I associated it with is more than a bit telling about the state of the US

“So we still get paid and we don’t have to do anything? That’s amazing! Haha, but why do I have to face the wall for this part?”

Any chance you can remember his name? I somehow spaced on it and it’s bugging me. I can only remember that it alludes to higher education somehow

I like to imagine dogs are more like that belligerent botanist on YouTube, cursing while speaking at length not because they’re upset, but because they can barely contain their excitement as they share

And the keyboard is randomized with every letter typed.

Your cat could have been in KISS. Get them some shoulder pads and a flamethrower asap

None of the lego game npcs tried to see my child ass

Legitimately a phrase that deserves to be immortalized. But I agree, though I’d go a step further and recommend single player games for everyone playing online games as well. No one needs that level of toxicity in their life.

Dude, he’s just so angry all the time. It’s awful. But he’s not racist because there’s no chat, just emotes, so there’s that, at least.

I’m glad you came out of it unscathed. My quick peek into roblox felt terrifyingly enlightening, personally. Sometimes unusual tastes are a boon, it seems.

Yeah, no, it did not take me long at all to find someone creepy. I fully believe they’re a common sight in Roblox, though I have only a small sample size. It shouldn’t take such a short time to find pedophiles, much less overt and verbose pedos, anywhere.

My nephew moved on to a league clone, and I occasionally wonder whether they would have been better off getting molested over the internet.

Funny story, I pretended to get groomed by this dude on Roblox for like 2 weeks because my nephew really wanted their pets in some ninja clicker game. This was the course of action that I chose because I thought it would be funni.

This was entirely out in the open, no dms, global chat. The only thing that prevented them from getting really weird was the filter, and my belligerent cursing after a long message wouldn’t go through because I wrote “butter” or something equally innocuous. Neither the game admins nor the Roblox admins cared about my report of a child predator, but hopefully the fbi kept something vile from happening.

Anyway, my nephew quit Roblox like 3 days after I gave them those pet things because they couldn’t figure out how to jump over some obstacle. My brother didn’t seem to care about my anecdote or warning. All of that to say, that filter was really frustrating when I tried to erp with a child molester. I can’t imagine how much this dude suffered.

What’s with their vendetta against the plants? First term they took the color, and now they’ve killed them. There’s a metaphor there, but hopefully it isn’t prescient

Haha, yeah, no reason. We all require only 4 or fewer wipes, amiright fellow kids?

Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

Every time I see these posts, I feel as though you folks haven’t been taking good care of yourselves and that makes me a bit sad. You’re some of the most tolerable people on the internet! And that’s genuinely high praise.

I saw it first!

It kinda sucks for them that their name is associated with dystopic rape, murder, and slavery, nowadays.