You want a legitimate source of income. If the bitcoins were obtained illegally or through illegal activities, you are fucked as soon as you try to cash out.

Even if you somehow manage to cash out and not get caught at that point, having large amounts of disposable cash with no legitimate source of income would also trigger some alarm bells.

Never forget that Al Capone went to jail for tax evasion, not all the other shit he did.

For sure - they did the same thing for the Apple watch. Twice, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRwkZWowI8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHj5kGU4fY

Elon has trauma from being ousted as CEO by the board at x.com (the company that would later become PayPal).

He’s living in the past.