an extremely volatile speculative asset primarily used for buying drugs, gambling, and illegal pornography doesn’t work as an actual currency?
who would have guessed

origins

the eggs aren’t fertilized so they will never hatch.

what does that have to do with anything?

imagine eating eggs

vegang stay winning

DID THEY GET THEIR CUM IN TIME???

If by some miracle jury nullification happens, the state will just kill him lol
the ruling class will not allow the killing of one of their own to go unanswered

Which is funny because caviar, like lobster, began as a shitty food for us poors until the rich gentrified it