Read it… dryly.

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The Call of the Wild

Life, uh, finds a way.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

This the new SpaceX-PLODE model?

But they’re FDA approved by a regime that is totally unlike… aw. Fuck.

There was a rumor many, many years ago of Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

Not poetic I reckon, but I like that effective has two Fs and defective only has one. That missing F makes something not work. So, in essence, sometimes, to give an F can help make something work.

I think Sense8 wrapped up okay. It was a movie length episode but it felt honest and closed it up.

OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Or,

OhOhOhObi-Wan

Y’all already lay in bed awake at night thinking about that cringy thing you did when you were in middle school. Yeah, that thing. Y’all want lifetimes of that?

First two episodes are available on Apple TV!

Wow! The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Where are they now?

You would if you don’t like surprises.

Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”

Bawitdabwa-hahahahahhhah

Not familiar with him. Now I’ll have to look him up! Basically, it’s combining two songs, singing the lyrics to one over the music of the other, then swapping.

Not exactly what you’re looking for, but check out Zonkey by Umphrey’s McGee. It’s a mashup album that is better than it has a right to be. Ever wonder how Electric Avenue and Highway to Hell could possibly work together? It’s delicious.

How long did it take to download 45 years of updates?

Epileptics are not going to be thrilled, neither are the blind. Buy stock in aspirin because migraines and headaches are going to increase. Driving at night will become a silent affair. No more covert night ops.