JailElonMusk

Great and thoughtful whataboutism!

Remember when that documentary came out in 2020 when Michelle Obama was totally still in government as the first lady?

Oh wait…

Also I remember that when the deal was given to the Obama’s during Barrack’s Tariff Fiasco he cut a sweet heart deal to Jeff Bezos after they got the bribe, I mean movie deal?

Wait that was Barrack HUSSAIN Obama right? Right?

Remember how Michelle Obama was paid more for her movie than ANY other documentary in history?

Wait, the movie isn’t called Michelle…

You guys seem like my kind of people!

This administration is only going to approve these satellites if they are powered by coal.

Or if you give them a big fat bribe, either one will suffice.

Spoiler Alert: We don’t.

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Yes as a matter of fact they can.

Growing up I had a dog I adored. He enjoyed wearing trench coats and hats. He even liked to take a bite out of crime. However just his proximity to that life, made him succumb to his demons.

I still think about McGruff every day.

So happy for him, his family, and the future settlement he deserves from the US Government.

This guy gets it ^

Somebody must’ve attached an air tag to their spines and hit the chime so they could find them.

Was the camera system password Damascus?

These pearl clutching realtors need to calm down and realize, it’s not like Zohran’s a Republican Governor or AG.

He won’t try and put the ten commandments in schools, or wait I’m sorry I meant play prayer songs because he understands the separation of church and state.

However I expect the full support of the GOP to defend his right to put a Koran in every school right next to the 10 commandments.

Oh no, if this administration isn’t careful they’re going to get another sternly worded email.

This will come in handy when he’s arrested and we use his wealth to cure poverty, homelessness, and hunger around the globe.

What’s worth more to our species survival?

One ketamine addicted pants wetting Botox infused South African Nazi with a fragile ego…

Or…

The entire world going to sleep with a roof over their head, a full stomach, and a chance at a better life.

Take as long as you need.

The worst October in 22 years so far.

We’ve got three more Octobers of this nightmare left.

Something tells me the Tariff Toddler isn’t going to bump his head and magically understand the inner workings of capitalism and free trade.

This just in, in the next 12 months everyone reading this will get a letter from their phone carrier saying they’ve been involved in a data breach and all your PII was stolen and sold on the dark web.

Don’t worry they’ve included a free year of credit monitoring from a company they recommend.

Which is like going to the guy that just robbed your house and asking if he has any recommendations for a good furniture store.

Wait are four Republicans already tired of winning?

Pro Tip!

If you start a business and can’t follow basic fucking federal laws, you shouldn’t be allowed to work at a business. Federal laws help fund roads, education, utilities, and protect workers and the environment.

So which one of these do they not want to follow?

And how many gold jets will it take for them to get their way?

The places they are looking for exist, it’s just called another fucking country.

We’re the United (but separated into factions of slave towns and gulags) States of America.

Wait wait, I know this one!

He was deported to a sovereign nation and now there’s nothing we can do, it’s up to Mexico’s president.

Right?