A bic pic

Exactly! Just like on the map of Scandinavia, you could call Sweden and Norway the shaft and Demark the ejaculate.

Love the playfully dystopian mood; insect legs and a noose from human hair. So many things done right. Even the stance is like a disney giraffe falling and lurching. I enjoy. Should put this on a real canvas.

could cut it with scissors

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/anp875/til_when_in_1961_the_swedes_salvaged_the_vasa/

In a less terrible timeline, the dildo floppin around the court would be orange.

the microwave