I know this isn’t what you intended, but you gotta be careful on the Internet saying ‘guess who ‘they’ are’, cos a lotta places on the Internet ask this and the answer is supposed to be ‘jews’

I use boost, no problems

History is key, which is why in parliament square opposite the statue of Churchill there’s a statue of Hitler

… Oh there isn’t? Huh

It is, yeah

It’s ‘psychic paper’, it shows what the holder wants it to. Like a super adaptable fake ID

It’s ‘shorted out’ like an electrical appliance would if you overload it, because it’s been asked to do too much

(in the Dr Who world, ‘magic’ things like psychic paper are acutally just advanced technology)