Here’s how useless the term “processed food” is when it come to health: Canned and frozen vegetables are considered a processed food. Milk, cheese, and bread are also processed foods.

Looks more like Shake’n’Bake chicken, not actually fried chicken.

Whoa. There is yucca all over the area I live in and I have never seen one flower before.

It had to have been air tight otherwise the assassins would have smelled him.

The UI guy at the company has to keep making his job relevant.

It’s a spreadsheet of games along with omissions and missing features that are only missing on GOG.

What if I cut out female nipples to paste over male pecs? 🤔

The most novel book I have read has been Hagakure. I am not sure how unique it is; are there any other books written by a samurai at the end of the era of samurai? Dude had kind of a unique perspective on war and life as a warrior in a time where his class was no longer really needed. IIRC he wanted to perform ritual suicide when his lord died, but was forbidden from doing so as the culture rapidly changed and the practice was outlawed. He wrote the book because he didn’t really have much else to do.

Of course not.

He likes cocaine.

They haven’t delivered shit yet; the game ain’t even out. I’m still not even sure this one will be half as good as the previous games because the main writer left the company and didn’t work on 6. And 5 was already kinda sloppy, story wise. Kinda hard to do parodies of action movies when the action movies of its time were also going downhill.

I know my detergent isn’t what causes my shirts to come out of the washing machines dirtier than they went in, since I use the same shit I used before I moved when I had my own washer and dryer. It’s the filthy af machines at my apartment. I don’t think they clean them ever.

Pisses me off because all my lighter colored shirts look like they were ran through mud. My pink shirt is fucking gray. 😡

Not really misheard lyrics, but more like ignored lyrics… I completely glossed over the middle verse of Object by Ween when it came out and thought it was about a guy who lost his lover and the search party only found her sweater.

It’s about a serial killer. The middle verse talks about wearing her skin like a body suit. 🤣

No, unfortunately. I do not have perfect pitch. I don’t know if that’s even a skill one could develop or if it’s just an innate talent.

Her brother is a dog? 🤔

If the pigs are just gonna turn off their body cameras, we all should be recording everything those fascist fucks do. We need our own body cams.

Basically, it was as shit then as Google is currently. Actually, it was still slightly better; at least they acknowledged operator signs in the search (+, -, putting phrases in quotes, etc). Google doesn’t even do that anymore.

I’ve had one beer I thought tasted pretty good (a Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat lager). It tasted like cherries. Like a slightly carbonated cherry juice; not beer with a hint of cherry.

I’ve never seen it being sold anywhere since. :(

Pretty sure I just hate the taste of hops. I have no tolerance for bitter flavours. Really sucks when my dad or sister cook, because I can hella taste when they burn any garlic used in it as it becomes super bitter.

When you are in danger of losing your job even if you do extremely well at your job, it can be utterly depressing and stressful.

It really is the only way I could read sheet music by sight; hearing DO-RE-MI, etc, in my head as I look at it. I wonder if that would have been actual instrument sounds if I had learned to read music from playing an instrument instead of choir, tho.