I think there’s a clue there as to how the artist knew what those cards looked like.

Maybe that will teach him not to wear horizontal stripes.

Maybe he should check wherever he’s keeping his body.

Serves him right. You always, ALWAYS check line of sight for possible boulders before touching the trigger. It’s basic sense.

Well, no wonder they crashed the plane.

But still prepared for every eventuality!

Apropos nothing in particular, is it a mark of a villain to keep several just-in-case primates in your spare bedroom? You really don’t know when you might need some. I don’t feel villainous.

It looks like Uncle Sam was holding a lump of coal. That fits.

Did he really have to cut it, though? The barrel is already sticking out the other side.

He’s always mad because every time his name is said, someone snickers.

Rajneeshees! My mom bought a red jumper for my little sister one year and would occasionally call her “my little Rajneeshee” on days she wore it. But only in private, because we were in rural Oregon and it was the late 80s.

Is football the universal language?