invested in

infested with.

FIFY

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

US healthcare: I know how to keep doctors away even without giving out apples. Economy!

Stocks aren’t real resources, they are imaginary potential resources. Stocks market fluctuations are important only as long as people think they are. Like a king who is a king only because his subjects consider him a king.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Putin: THANK YOU!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

US Emerges a Biggest Laser

What?!

US Emerges as Biggest Loser

Oh, ok…

Shut up and be ready to welcome your deported co-penguins from US zoos.

I don’t know, so I don’t know.

Interesting word. Russia is also claiming that they are “liberating” something in Ukraine.

Liberate the US from Trump and his cronies.

To be honest: nothing dramatic will happen. You’ll just start buying less useless “stuff”. Start paying more attention to quality, because you can’t afford to replace broken useful stuff.

The era of excessive consumerism is over. It is more good than bad, actually.

Maybe it would be better to make Israel the 51st state of the US, not Canada?

You wanted to say “cost customers” instead of “cost them”, correct? :)

That is actually a rather simple question: Google is sure that customers have nowhere to go (and 99% will definitely stay even if Google start installing anal probes) so people will cope with whatever Google may force upon people.

Google doesn’t care for what you want.
For them you’re just a money pot.

They know good how to squeeze resources out.
So smile wider or get the fuck out!

For that to be really interesting you should state your own nationality.