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What a beautiful thing
What a beautiful thing
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
Join us
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
Forget about Windows
FTFY
All hail Linux, the One True King
Yup, you’re right. I had a bullet for that originally, but changed it.
How this usually goes:
Introduce new controversial feature
Backlash
Postpone deployment
Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc
Deploy product regardless
Enshittification complete (Until next time!)
In that case, are you looking for an exciting new career opportunity?
Boeing hitmen would like to know your location
Contributing to Russian oppression and fascist agenda.
Won’t someone please buy our airborne death trap?
God: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing down there? THAT’S TOO MANY THUMBS
Can someone please cue up the Boeing hit men?
FTC won’t do shit about it, calling it now
When really creepy shit is marketed as a feature
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service