I used to be nice and not remotely restart their machine without telling them. Used to be.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

There are laundromats near long distance hiking trails with signs telling people to NOT do this.

I live in a part of the US Southwest with a decidely different food culture. I don’t know why, but refried beans from certain restaurants just rock. Others not so much. Is it because Sysco is crap and the good ones don’t use that? I’m going to ask next time I get a smothered burrito from my favorite hole in the wall place, I seriously don’t know.

The same can be said for Spanish rice.

Some of the worst technical people I’ve ever worked with had bachelor degrees in computer science, so there is that.

Historically, has military mail required civilian airspace to be open? I really don’t think that excuse works.

Why would you start a beef with the pope FOR MERELY SAYING THE MOST UNCONTROVERSIAL POPE TYPE STATEMENT EVER?!

Soylent green is people.

*Microslop Outlook

You are absolutely right, we are not in fact getting screwed, they are just applying the lube for later. (Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere)

Stolen from elsewhere:

You are not getting screwed on this. Google is just applying lube.