I’m shocked fruits and vegetables are even on the same line as meat and dairy. Big Agri didn’t pay them enough

Time to put a goatse picture in front of the camera!

You think ICE is going to go as far as lighting houses on fire to get someone to exit?

Pretty sure a ‘hidden’ room is a good spot to shoot from if that’s the decision you’re going to make.

It will make it more obvious they are about to enter it somehow.

edit: Also boobytraps would probably be effective at that point as well.

I mean ya, if they’re coming into the house they’re going to come and get ya administrative warrant or not (edit: because we all know they’ll come in even without that), and if you can’t get a lawyer to prevent yourself from being deported before they deport you, none of this does any good.

But if you can manage to get as far as they entered, and had to search to find you, and they didn’t just deport you anyway before being able to get in front of a court, it would make a difference in theory.

We uh… might have an answer to this one today lol.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/22/ice-jewelry-heist-suspect-self-deport

The article says it’s also not a search warrant, which backs up their claim saying they can enter because they aren’t searching.

Which is stupid.

But if it’s not a search warrant, and they start doing this, I wonder if there’s some way to protect yourself by requiring finding you in the house to constitute a search?

Like what if you attached a bookshelf to your bedroom door. And you had to move a book to access the handle?

That’s a search?

Maybe that’s a way to try to continue legally protecting yourself within their illegal entry? Or something like that anyway.

For years, my windows 10 PC will turn itself on hours after I turn it off. It’s some Microsoft service that does it. Once I realize it’s happening, I turn it off and say fuck you Microsoft. Without fail, within 6-12 months some update turns it back on and it happens again.

That linking of comments is pretty cool.

If they push for something like emission standards in the US, other states get drawn in since OEMs need to adhere to California and it’s often easier just to make the 1 product everywhere, but that also ripples outside the country to some extent.

I’m pretty sure that has the same enforceability legal standing as ICE saying its legal for them to shoot anyone anywhere for any reason.

Boot to the head!

Boot to the head!

I imagine that the family could sue over that, but is that something a doctor can sue over?

Ah gotcha.

Also fair about how shit doesn’t make sense now, and if they’d even follow that lol.

So, if you really are there illegally, would it be better to claim you’re a police office and have a fake badge, and see if that’s enough to get them to walk away?

You’d be gambling that it was a random stop and not a properly targetted one, which seems like the odds are in your favor?

You’d be impersonating a cop, which itself is a crime, but if they’re going to throw you out of the country anyway how much worse is that? Would they really imprison you vs throw you out if thats as far as you went?

This is the whole being poor keeps you poor thing.

You can’t afford $200-300 outright, but you can afford the monthly plan that costs $20 more but ends up costing $490 instead of $250 .

You can’t afford the $300 winter boots, so you buy the $100 ones that fall apart in 2 seasons instead of lasting a decade.

Boot to the head!

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Ah that’s fair.

Slaughter House: Cows Revenge.